1.29.2012

Greetings From the Front, Weasel Hoarder Louder More,

OCT 2007
After all the recent explosions that shook our very foundations and cracked everything beyond any hope of salvation or repair I now face any and all large or small pockets of safe haven and refuge rapidly crumbling around me since our last communiqué. I saw a light and moved swiftly toward it, when it disappeared as I approached. I had seen that light in the distance for many years feeling a small sense of it being there comfort, but never paid it too much mind and now that I have a bona fide need for it, POOF! Everyone that was once here has gone on. Even my close true has decided it’s a new life indeed , hopped on an exciting rumble ride leaving me here standing confused and glazed. I didn’t so much mind the ride itself, but GEEZ there lizard bobo, to just keep riding and make him your new true? I knew at times it was difficult to withstand, but does the sum equal the solution? I don’t know. There was also that nagging incoming that I just overlooked. The immediacy of it all seems very stark and raging. Those menacing back country demon lizards yesterday infiltrated my mind with the worst pounders yet. I cringe whenever I see those smirking wheezing distorted little creep bastards heading my way. How they just appear from out of nowhere to constantly rearrange my thoughts and wreak havoc on our well being makes me shiver worse than I’m waiting in the dead of winter in a whiteout standing outside my old home naked with thoughts of parrots and Christmases past literally exploding right behind my weary dreary eyes on fire. I tell you those miniature giants from the nether land are bent on just basically ruining all they come in contact with and no regard for whom or what falls in their wake, those filthy OHHHH maannn!!!! They really twist it to you when they hear someone jawing bad toward them. they whistle up their hell bent mangy enemy partners those shaking breaking hell dogs from opposite south town by way of the river that seeps over the wall.

Well, there goes another loving trusted memory fleeing wistfully back and forth upward and away toward its own little private oblivion only to rain down over the unsuspecting masses that adorn such laughter into tears and social freaking anxiety slinking unnoticed to your very soul, there Sunshine. Again, on a lighter note having nada to connect between either or any communiqués thus far, IT’S THOSE BELLS!!. God, I adore the sounds of the deep bells in the distance that take me back to nap time as a toddler in the sea breeze of the former days of don’t worry don’t care laziness of the unknown/unsuspecting/and unaware. Geez there Lieutenant, here’s a bumper sticker on this abandoned transport in front of me that reads, ‘A PERFECT DAY FOR BANANAFISH’. What the hell is that suppo…OH DAMN….those little fuckers just keep pushing and pushing….do you hear that? RING ON BELLS RING ON!! LOUDER MORE!! RINGRINGLOUDERMORE!! Say Sweet of Body and Mind it’s only the beginning. Most of the consequences will pass as all things do.
Don’t forget to say Hello to….ow ow oww cha..
                                                           Basil Fassad
                                                                    Fifth in Command

FUCK!



HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
oh man, you ok?! here, here let me help you up.
goddamn man, what the fuck!!?
jesus man, you ripped your pants. you okay. what the hell happened?
just tell me what the FUCK that is!!? i need darker glasses, man.
what are you talking about. what is what? i don’t see anything.
you don’t see anything! what the FUCK MAN! you don’t see?
what are you…
i’m talking serious crap here man, what the fuck is that?! i’m blinded!
are you talking about the sun?  the sun? we did step outside you know.
the SUN?! the fucking SUN? that’s the fucking SUN?!
ah, yes. that is the sun. the fucking sun, okay?
well, what the goddamn hell is the fucking sun doing blinding me at night?
at night?
what the hell is the goddamn fucking sun doing out? i’m fucking blinded!
it’s two in the afternoon.
fuck! what?
and we are in Florida, so the sun…
what the fuck! Florida?
Florida.
what the goddamn fuck is the sun doing out in the middle of the afternoon
  in fucking Florida, MAN!? who the hell is responsible for that shit?! probably
  all those fucking lizards they got over running this goddamn fucking place. what
  the fuck is going the fuck on? i’m fucking blinded goddamn it!
man, you okay?
yeah, i’m fucking great man. what’s a matter you? FUCK! we better get back in
    here and have a couple more drinks while they get this whole whacked out sun in the aftergoddamnfuckingnoon shit straightened  the fuck out.
yeah…. yeah, that might be a good idea.
you’re fucking goddamn fucking straight it’s a good…hey, you got a cigarette? i am
   fucking blinded you know. goddamn it i need a fucking cigarette. goddamn fucking
   lizards…BLINDED! where’d you say we are?
we are in…
where the fucking hell are we goddamn  going …
well you said…


hey man look, it’s a fucking bar. we should go in and have a goddamn drink.
ah, yeah, let’s do that.
you know, somehow i got fucking blinded here man, you got a fucking cigarette?