take me home to beznes

weird magoo and tally too went looking for

the farm. when just then a pig happened by

wanting to buy ole tally's arm. if i do that

explained tally, i will melt like cheese;

be served up in the middle of the road like

some forgotten slut, now please. suit

yourself the pig replied, then swaggered on

his way. turned and hollered over that curled

up tail, you know i'll be back one day. mark

my words you little brain, you will sell me

your arm, as sure as you're standing knee

deep in mud out here on this farm. then the

pig crested the hill, snorted and vanished

from sight. leaving weird magoo and tally

spoiling for a fight. let's go get that

little sucker, poke him good and roast him

'til he's done. naw tally, let's just rip

open his belly and leave him to rot in the

sun.

now while all this was taking place miss

pearl had them both in her sight, squeezed

the trigger and blew them away claiming it

served them right. some hair floated down, a

boot fell here, tally's arm hit the pig in

the head. 'what the hell' the pig exclaimed

as he snorted and fell over dead. when just from

the opposite direction a bullet caught miss

pearl by surprise. making her squeal and

holler, nailing her smack between the eyes.

'stay off my farm' the small boy screamed to a

bunch of dead. tell all your friends if they

come here, they can speak with mister lead.

he laid down his rifle, picked an apple and

started to chew. a bolt of lightning erupted

from the sky, struck the boy and split him in

two.

now the moral of the story, the lesson i can

tell, is don't throw all your love and money

down the wishing well. don't be so quick to

turn down a pig when he is so serious. stay

out of the sight of anybody who believes you

are delirious.

thanks for the time

(now i want the money)

yours in the wall,

weird magoo magaw's pa